If Students Wrote the Bible…

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Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before and pull an all-nighter.

The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning–cold.

The Ten Commandments would actually be only five–double-spaced and written in a large font.

To limit reselling, a new edition would be published every two years.

Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.

Paul’s letter to the Romans would become Paul’s email to abuse@romans.gov.

Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.

Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: They didn’t want to ask directions and look like freshmen.

Source: Inspirational Jokes


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2 responses to “If Students Wrote the Bible…

  1. smiling.

    On Sun, Nov 6, 2016 at 7:31 AM, Joanne Guidoccio wrote:

    > Joanne Guidoccio posted: ” Instead of God creating the world in six days > and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before > and pull an all-nighter. The Last Supper would have been eaten the next > morning–cold. The Ten Commandments would actually ” >

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