Q: Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?
A: They like to avoid the flush.
Q: What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?
A: May the Forest be with you.
Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling green!
Q: What did the Tree Hugging hottie say to the guy in the SUV?
A: “Turning off your Engine, gets my motor humming.”
Q: How many climate skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
Q: How do oil companies deal with oil spills?
A: Slick lawyers.
Q: Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard on Earth Day?
A: Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark.
Q: How do trees get on the Internet?
A: They log in.
Happy Earth Day!