Clean Jokes for Toastmasters

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Use one of these jokes at your next meeting.

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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

“Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked.

“He died and went to Heaven,” the dad replied.

The boy thought for a moment and then said, “Did God throw him back down?”

Source: St. Joseph’s Church Bulletin

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During a storm, my wife’s car become stuck in a snowbank. Her obstetrician happened to be passing by and saw her spinning her wheels. When he offered to help, my wife couldn’t resist saying. “Okay, Doctor. Now, when I count to three, push.”

Source: Readers Digest

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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Contrarily, the French have lots of fat in their diets and also suffer fewer heart attacks than either the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat what ever the heck you want….. It’s speaking English that kills you.

Source: College Toastmasters

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