Clean Jokes for Toastmasters


If you are struggling with the Joke Master role, keep the jokes short and sweet.

At your next Toastmasters meeting, consider using one of the following jokes. (Source: Aha Jokes)


Tom had problems getting up in the morning and was often late for work. His boss threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So, Tom went to his doctor who gave him a special pill that he was to take before going to bed. After taking the pill, Tom slept well and beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

“Boss,” he said. “The pill actually worked!”

“That’s all fine,” said the boss. “But where were you yesterday?”


After returning from lunch in a good mood, the boss assembled the entire staff and shared several jokes with them. Everyone, but one woman laughed uproariously.

“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Don’t you have a sense of humor?

“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”


A banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.

His friend grabbed a life preserver and held it up. He shouted, “Can you float alone?”

“Obviously,” the banker replied. “But this is a heck of a time to talk business.”


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